Tuesday, May 08, 2007

The 12 Days of Marathoning

Twelve days until the Green Bay Marathon. I thought a song was necessary.

The Twelve Days of Marathoning
by Reb Klich


On the first day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
... a blister and a sore knee

On the second day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...two coughs with crud... and a blister and a sore knee.

On the third day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...three Vicoden... two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

On the fourth day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...four naughty words... three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

on the fifth day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

on the sixth day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...six socks decaying...five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

on the seventh day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...seven dreams of winning...six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

on the eight day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...eight bouts of wheezing...seven dreams of winning, six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.


on the ninth day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...nine cramps advancing...eight bouts of wheezing, seven dreams of winning, six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.


on the tenth day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...ten wounds a-seeping...nine cramps advancing, eight bouts of wheezing, seven dreams of winning, six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.


on the eleventh day of marathoning my training run gave to me...
...eleven bursts of griping...ten wounds a-seeping, nine cramps advancing, eight bouts of wheezing, seven dreams of winning, six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.


on the twelfth day of marathoning my training run gave to me..
...twelve needs for outdoor plumbing...eleven bursts of griping, ten wounds a-seeping, nine cramps advancing, eight bouts of wheezing, seven dreams of winning, six socks decaying, five sweaty things...four naughty words, three vicoden, two coughs with crud, and a blister and a sore knee.

2 comments:

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Elizabeth said...

You and JO are going to do great!! Can't wait to hear the post marathon report :)