Thursday, February 22, 2007

Jello Ass

That's what I have. Jello Ass. It's a relatively rare condition, you know. Not only do I have this condition, but I have it in two ways. Double Jello Ass. That is extremely rare.
What is Jello Ass, you ask?
Ha. Well, wouldn't you like to know.

I ran a six mile tempo workout tonight. One slow warm-up mile, then three fast miles, ending with two more slower cool-down miles. It's an exercise in endurance. That's what it's supposed to do for you. Make you endure.

I am not so sure that I endured, but I did survive. I guess that would mean that I did, technically endure though....right?

Let's take a look....

Main Entry: endure
Part of Speech: verb 1
Definition: bear hardship
Synonyms: abide, accustom, allow, bear, brave, brook, cope with, countenance, eat, encounter, experience, face, feel, go through, hang in*, keep up, know, live out, live through, meet with, permit, repress feelings, resign oneself, ride out*, sit through, stand, stick, stomach*, subject to, submit to, suffer, support, sustain, swallow*, take, take it*, take patiently, tolerate, undergo, weather, withstand
Antonyms: break, cave in, collapse, give out, quit, resign, succumb
Notes: to endure means to put up with something or somebody unpleasant; to survive is to continue to live

Okay, so to endure is to bear hardship. To "put up with something or somebody unpleasant". To "stomach" it or "take" it. To "live through".

Then I guess I endured. Because it was definitely not pleasant and I did stomach it and live through it. I did not "collapse" or "give out" or "succumb".

but it gave me Jello Ass. Double Jello Ass.

Main Entry: Jello Ass
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: when one's ass turns to jello, or when one's ass shakes like jello
Synonyms: quiver, fatigue, convulse, oscillate, shake, shiver, shudder, spasm, tremor, vibrate, fatigue, to poop out, worn out, tuckered out, wasted, drained, dog-tired, soft, mushy, lumpy, squishy, gelatinous, fleshy, flabby
Antonyms: energized, strong, firm, hard, toned, rested, refreshed
Notes: Jello Ass is an unpleasant phenomenon/ type is more unpleasant for the one with the ass in question, the other more umpleasant for those who must look at said ass.

That's what I've got. Yeppers. Fo'Sho. But I did my tempo run and I rocked it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that actually sounds pretty sexy...

can you send any pics to my email at

please? take care!